求英语作文一篇！！

　　Trying To Help Others
　　Last Sunday, I went to Haimen to go shopping. I saw a lot of people standing in front of the supermarket when I was walking down the street.
　　I wondered what was happening there. I hurried to go there to take a look. I ran quickly. To my surprise, there was a girl sitting in the street. The girl with a school bag was about 17 years old. There was also a piece of paper in front of her. It said, “…my family don’t have enough money for me to go to school…”
　　I was very sad to see that. I couldn’t help giving some money to the girl. The girl was very grateful to me. She said, “Thank you!” I was glad to do it. Then I went away with a smile.
　　That day I had a dream in the evening; I dreamt that I had a lot of money. I did a lot of wonderful things. I helped the poor and the old.
　　After the dream, I know that we should be kind to others. If they are in trouble, we will try to help them out of trouble. Then we will feel very happy and we will think everything is beautiful. Then we will have a nice life. Dear friends, try to be a kind person, the world will be nicer and nicer.

　　帮助他人(Help others)
　　Your enthusiasm, your both hands, can help others ; Your sincerity, your smile, can move others ; Your compliment, your blessing, can reciprocate others ……This, are all what you should do . Because you are accepting others' help all the time , you should reciprocate them. No matter the friend or enemy, no matter the one that is familiar w-ith or strange one, whether he is a rich man or beggar. Help to be not to choose the target , choose time , choose the place. Go , make others warm with heart of you , g-o , help others with hand of you , go , persuade someone else with your action. This is what you should do . You should learn to pay , learns help, learn to present . So long as everybody can do so both, this world will be a cradle that is full of loving , the earth is that one is full of warm collectives!

　　翻译一下是这样的~
　　你的热情，你的，两手都要硬，能帮助别人，你的诚意，你的笑容，可以提出别人，你的恭维，你的祝福，可以回访等… …这都是你应该做的事。因为你是接受别人的帮助所有的时候，你应该非礼也。无论是朋友还是敌人，无论是一个熟悉的钨高于对照组，或奇怪的人，无论他是一个富有的人或乞丐。帮助不选择对象，选择时间，选择地点。去，让别人温暖的心的你，国澳，帮助别人的手的你，去，说服别人，你的行动。这就是你应该做的事。你要学会付出，学会了帮助，相互学习，以目前的。只要人人都可以这样做既，这个世界将是一个摇篮，这是充满了爱，地球是一个是充满温暖的集体

一些中国式英文，希望会有帮助
1．we two who and who!
咱俩谁跟谁啊！
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你？怎么老是你？
3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！
4．as far as you go to die！
有多远死多远！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！ ！
8．know is know ，noknow is noknow...
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son
你有两下子。
19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!
20、Open the door see mountain
开门见山
21、five flowers eight doors
五花八门
22、people mountain people sea
人山人海
23、Un-ding-able
顶不住了
24、You go see see
你去看看.
25、Moon under old man
月下老人
26.so many people die, no see you die.
咁多人死唔见你死。
27.die away
死开
28.If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see!
如果你不三不四，我给你点颜色看看。
29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！
30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。
31.What thing? 什么事？
32.Two breasts. 二奶。
33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。
34.watch uncle.表叔

十大爆笑中式英语投票(可多选)
How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上No three no four. 不三不四Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条watch sister 表妹fire big 火大Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？people moumtain people sea 人山人海

下面就是这些Chinglish说法，其中每行第一部分是汉语说法，第二部分是Chinglish说法，第三部分则是英语的标准说法。

① 欢迎你到... ② welcome you to ... ③ welcome to ...
① 永远记住你 ② remember you forever ③ always remember you（没有人能活到forever）
① 祝你有个... ② wish you have a ... ③ I wish you a ...
① 给你 ② give you ③ here you are
① 很喜欢... ② very like ... ③ like ... very much
① 黄头发 ② yellow hair ③ blond/blonde（西方人没有yellow hair的说法）
① 厕所 ② WC ③ men's room/women's room/restroom
① 真遗憾 ② it's a pity ③ that's too bad/it's a shame（it's a pity说法太老）
① 裤子 ② trousers ③ pants/slacks/jeans
① 修理 ② mend ③ fix/repair
① 入口 ② way in ③ entrance
① 出口 ② way out ③ exit（way out在口语中是crazy的意思）
① 勤奋 ② diligent ③ hardworking/studious/conscientious
① 应该 ② should ③ must/shall
① 火锅 ② chafing dish ③ hot pot
① 大厦 ② mansion ③ center/plaza
① 马马虎虎 ② so-so ③ average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK（西方人很少使用so-so）
① 好吃 ② delicious ③ good/nice/tasty/appetizing（delicious在中国被滥用）
① 尽我最大努力 ② try my best ③ try/strive（try的本意就是try my best）
① 有名 ② famous ③ well-known/renowned/legendary/popular（famous在中国被滥用）
① 滑稽 ② humorous ③ funny/witty/amusing/entertaining
① 欺骗 ② to cheat ③ to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off
① 车门 ② the door of the car ③ the car's door
① 怎么拼? ② how to spell? ③ how do you spell?
① 再见 ② bye-bye ③ bye/see you/see you later/later（bye-bye有些孩子气）
① 玩 ② play ③ go to/do（play在中国被滥用）
① 面条 ② noodles ③ pasta（noodles有些孩子气）
① 据说 ② it is said ③ I heard/I read/I was told
① 等等 ② and so on ③ etc.
① 直到现在 ② till now ③ recently/lately/thus far
① 农民 ② peasant ③ farmer
① 宣传 ② propaganda ③ information

如你叫王聪，你上周读了一本书，书名叫《野生动物世界》 （Wild Animal World），你觉得这本书很好。 请你给高海写封信，推荐这本书。
提示：1、书的作者：安安。
2、书的内容：（1）、野生动物种类；
（2）、野生动物习性（habits and characters）;
（3）、人类应该怎样对待动物。
注意：1、词数：60---80
2、必须包括全部内容，但不能逐字翻译。
Dear Gao Hai,
How is going?

Please write back soon.
Yours,
Wang Gao

提问者： 雪の苊 - 二级

it is really unfortunate for my friend because she just couldnt take the cucumber out when she is masturbating. but her boyfriend is going to pick her up soon. We rent a room together so im living with her. At this crucial moment i have to do her a favor.
oh my god her boyfriend is at the door now. Wow he is so handsome！but i have to tell him that his girlfriend is not here and she has something important to do 不拉不拉. OH i have to say that he is really sexy. At first he seems a little disappointed but i ask him why not you and i just go outside and play? he agrees.
SO we head to a hotel and of course he couldnt resist my hot body! and
we just make ..... he is really skillful and i had best day of my life
from this story i learnt that helping others is really good for my own and for the first time i feel its really good to be a woman!