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2025-05-07 12:24:43
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回答1:

There was a man with his girlfriend who he loved more than anyone in the world。But one day,his girlfriend left him ruthlessly without even a reason。watching her walking happily with someone else hand in hand in the street instead of himself,he was filled with pain and sorrow then he gone out of mad and finally killed her。He had planned to commit suicide after she died。It was not until the very time he was going to finish himself that he came to realize the value of being alive。but he was not able to have a normal life from then on ‘cause he had been entangled in nightmares in which his girldfriend naked,hair disheveled ,red tongue hang long to the ground,and ten fingers hooked to ask him for life。the nightmare had tortured him and he turned as thin as a skeleton finally,he sent for a Taoist who suggest him to do three things。
first,he should find a good place to rebury her body with decent dress;second,the pajamas his girldfriend wore while alive must be burned to the ground,at last,wash clean the cloths in blood he had hiden ,all these three things must be well finished by twelve in the night,or there would be a killing punishment。he had well finished all the things the Taoist had advised him except for the third thing。he was not able to find the bloody cloths。it was then at the cornor of twelve,he was so norvous and excited that big sweat droped from his face and wetted the carpet。lucky enough,he found it by the end of the time but the blood in the cloths cannot be washed off no matter haw hard he had rubbed。at this time,angry wind came to being,thunder and lightning gone one after another,windows were blowed left and right,the sound of the broken glasses thrilled people,all of a sudden,all the ligths seemed
to be turned down on their own and the whole house fell to a blackout。his girlfriend,wearing a pajamas full of blood in the lightning ,her eyes filled with blood,pointed him ferociously :
do you know why you cannot wash it clean??he was too frightened to utter a word。his girldfriend continued,because you are not using the diao’s wsahing power!

回答2:

Once upon a time there was a man, and he's got a girlfriend. He than any other in the world a person all love her. But one day, his girl friend heartlessly left him, even a reason have never give him. Looking at his girlfriend by others to go shopping, his arm pain, lose his head. Finally one day he killed the girlfriend. He was going to kill her after the suicide. But when the dead will only feel the value of life. From then on he every day was a nightmare, the dream with his girlfriend naked, with disheveled hair, the red tongue hang ground, ten such as hook come to his suo life. The nightmare of the torture he shaped like a pin bone, the day he find a Taoist already asked away. Taoist wanted him to do three things first, the bodies of his girlfriend to burial second, before his girlfriend in the third, and burn the pajamas hidden XieYi clean all the things have to completion before midnight, not will have a fatal disaster! He followed his Taoist charged all things do very carefully, but that blood dress but how also can not find. Right away will midnight, bean big sweat dribbled down his face the carpet was wet. At will midnight of time he found out that blood dress, but no matter how it is rub be wash not to drop. By this time a strong wind was blowing, thunder and lightning. The window is the flap about the swaying the shattering of glass, making people more nerve-racking, suddenly all the lights are out, the whole room was dark. In the lightning flash, see his girl friend dress dye a full blood pajamas, eyes with blood drops, a full face of ferociously point at his harsh voice way: "you know why wash not to drop blood?????" He was stunned a words to say a, his girlfriend continued: "because you didn't use diao card transparent soap."

回答3:

Once upon a time there was a man, and he's got a girlfriend. He than any other in the world a person all love her. But one day, his girl friend heartlessly left him, even a reason have never give him. Looking at his girlfriend by others to go shopping, his arm pain, lose his head. Finally one day he killed the girlfriend. He was going to kill her after the suicide. But when the dead will only feel the value of life. From then on he every day was a nightmare, the dream with his girlfriend naked, with disheveled hair, the red tongue hang ground, ten such as hook come to his suo life. The nightmare of the torture he shaped like a pin bone, the day he find a Taoist already asked away. Taoist wanted him to do three things first, the bodies of his girlfriend to burial second, before his girlfriend in the third, and burn the pajamas hidden XieYi clean all the things have to completion before midnight, not will have a fatal disaster! He followed his Taoist charged all things do very carefully, but that blood dress but how also can not find. Right away will midnight, bean big sweat dribbled down his face the carpet was wet. At will midnight of time he found out that blood dress, but no matter how it is rub be wash not to drop. By this time a strong wind was blowing, thunder and lightning. The window is the flap about the swaying the shattering of glass, making people more nerve-racking, suddenly all the lights are out, the whole room was dark. In the lightning flash, see his girl friend dress dye a full blood pajamas, eyes with blood drops, a full face of ferociously point at his harsh voice way: "you know why wash not to drop blood?????" He was stunned a words to say a, his girlfriend continued: "because you didn't use diao card transparent soap." Please use the correct English grammar translation if better best to me

回答4:

Once upon a time there was a man, and he's got a girlfriend. He than any other in the world a person all love her. But one day, his girl friend heartlessly left him, even a reason have never give him. Looking at his girlfriend by others to go shopping, his arm pain, lose his head. Finally one day he killed the girlfriend. He was going to kill her after the suicide. But when the dead will only feel the value of life. From then on he every day was a nightmare, the dream with his girlfriend naked, with disheveled hair, the red tongue hang ground, ten such as hook come to his suo life. His image of og torture as pin bone, the day he find a Taoist already asked away. Taoist wanted him to do three things first, the bodies of his girlfriend to burial second, before his girlfriend in the third, and burn the pajamas hidden XieYi clean all the things have to completion before midnight, not will have a fatal disaster! He followed his Taoist charged all things do very carefully, but that blood dress but how also can not find. Right away will midnight, bean big sweat dribbled down his face the carpet was wet. At will midnight of time he found out that blood dress, but no matter how it is rub be wash not to drop. By this time a strong wind was blowing, thunder and lightning. The window is the flap about the swaying the shattering of glass, making people more nerve-racking, suddenly all the lights are out, the whole room was dark. In the lightning flash, see his girl friend dress dye a full blood pajamas, eyes with blood drops, a full face of ferociously point at his harsh voice way: "you know why wash not to drop blood?????" He was stunned a words to say a, his girlfriend continued: "because you didn't use diao card transparent soap."

回答5:

there was a man, and he's got a girlfriend. He than any other in the world a person all love her. But one day, his girl friend heartlessly left him, even a reason have never give him. Looking at his girlfriend by others to go shopping, his arm pain, lose his head. Finally one day he killed the girlfriend. He was going to kill her after the suicide. But when the dead will only feel the value of life. From then on he every day was a nightmare, the dream with his girlfriend naked, with disheveled hair, the red tongue hang ground, ten such as hook come to his suo life. The nightmare of the torture he shaped like a pin bone, the day he find a Taoist already asked away. Taoist wanted him to do three things first, the bodies of his girlfriend to burial second, before his girlfriend in the third, and burn the pajamas hidden XieYi clean all the things have to completion before midnight, not will have a fatal disaster! He followed his Taoist charged all things do very carefully, but that blood dress but how also can not find. Right away will midnight, bean big sweat dribbled down his face the carpet was wet. At will midnight of time he found out that blood dress, but no matter how it is rub be wash not to drop. By this time a strong wind was blowing, thunder and lightning. The window is the flap about the swaying the shattering of glass, making people more nerve-racking, suddenly all the lights are out, the whole room was dark. In the lightning flash, see his girl friend dress dye a full blood pajamas, eyes with blood drops, a full face of ferociously point at his harsh voice way: "you know why wash not to drop blood?????" He was stunned a words to say a, his girlfriend continued: "because you didn't use diao card transparent soap."